Backlog: 10 June, 2018 Brownians, begin your motion to reject! I’ve had average brownies. I’ve had cake labeled as a brownie. I’ve had orgasmic chocolatey delights. Today, I had the first brownie I’ve ever sent back. It was a tragedy. An affront to brownie-kind. The top was like a slimey, uncooked slurry, almost mousse-like. The…
